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NIKE ХУЯЙК Shirt – Russian Parody Gopnik Sport Streetwear
NIKE ХУЯЙК Shirt – Russian Parody Gopnik Sport Streetwear
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A bold, hilarious remix of global branding NIKE through a Russian lens — ХУЯЙК is a Gopnik street slang-loaded reinterpretation of the iconic name we all know, with unmistakably Russian energy. This isn’t just a parody — it’s a visual joke only Russian speakers truly get.
Designed by a professional lettering artist, the logo is clean, sharp, and full of attitude. The swoosh-like shape above the letter "Й" is actually the proper way to write it — a perfect accidental reference to the world’s biggest brand, reimagined for post-Soviet humour.
Perfect for Russian-speaking expats, post-Soviet meme lovers, and anyone who enjoys witty, subversive streetwear.
• Exclusive ХУЯЙК design
• Parody of global branding, Russian-style
• Original hand-drawn lettering by professional designer
• Printed on high-quality unisex garments
• Ideal gift for Russian-speaking friends abroad
• Ships worldwide
• Limited stock
Size guide
LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |
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